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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Behavioural Science class.

"Pain, accounts for 25% of sick leave. 80% of patients presented pain in various modalities to their GP. Most of household drugs is in fact drug that help to relief pain of some sort....mumble...mumble(staring intensely at the projector)....*snort(looking around at the audience)...pain is associated with feminism(mumbling), weakness and poverty thus..blahh blahh.....is pain". Eh, what did she say just now? *head scratching, looking at Hani and what she had written on her hand-out. Hand-writing too small. Darn.Ughhh....come on concentrate!! "Pain is defined as an abstract concept which refers to; a harmful stimulus(*abruptly waving and wiggling her hands) which signals current or impending tissue damage...personal private sensation of hurt...blahh blahhh.....chronic pain". *yawn, looking around. Staring widely at the lecturer, smile. She smiles back. Looking at her red jacket. She wears that jacket AGAIN. Nod a little, smile. ".....managing the pain.....underestimation of pain by medical practitioners is unappropriate...blahh...blahh.....suffering and depression, lead to negative spiral...." When can I eat? Nod again, act of deep understanding. Stare at the lecturer with intense gaze. ".......the evidence for such situation is variable......blahh..blahh...which you can find in the additional reading I have recommended. Okay class, see you next week". Yeay!! Stuff everything in the bag, rush home.

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